dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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