i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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