Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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