my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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