They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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