do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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