I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
