i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Randomize
