I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Randomize
