Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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