I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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