Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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