I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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