i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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