I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
