I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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