I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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