Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
