Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
