where am i from again
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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