He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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