I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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