omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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