this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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