I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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