I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Randomize
