Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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