Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you inspire me to be a worse person
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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