He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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