can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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