I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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