YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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