found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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