Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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