He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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