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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
it glows. i had to have it.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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