I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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