somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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