I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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