I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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