I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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