god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Four minutes until I can fart!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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