This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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