Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just pee around me
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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