Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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