i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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