I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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