When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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