I just saw a hot homeless man
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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