Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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