Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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